My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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