wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
