The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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