Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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