im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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