I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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