i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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