I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
please don't ironically join a cult
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