it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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