i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I'm having to shit out rocks
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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