May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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