I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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