So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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