She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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