He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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