Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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