Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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