we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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