SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
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