woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
