I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
it hurts more in the daytime
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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