Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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