STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i wish my penis had a tongue
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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