Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
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