I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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