Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Randomize
