Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Is it penis luge time yet?
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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