Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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