Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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