Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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