Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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