Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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