this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
You can't just leave with hair like that
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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