If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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