I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
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