yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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