I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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