She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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