i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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