I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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