on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Woke up backwards on a recliner
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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