you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
being pregnant is like rehab
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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