My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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