well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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