once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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