Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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