the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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