What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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