I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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