If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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